 | | Name: | O!ivia is a s!ut. |  | | | Details: | 36 years old (Virgo), Female, Single, Open Minded | | | Location: | Arkansas is for SCENESTERS., USA | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/harlequinxgirl |
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In my own words
Hello, everyone, my name is Olivia and I enjoy bubble baths, long walks on the beach and watching train wrecks burn slowly. Oh, what? You didn't know Arakansas girls could use a computer? We're not all toothless, banjo-playing, front-porch-sitting hicks. Just most of us. (I DO know how to play the banjo, though.) Here's the deal: I am ghetto as ghetto comes. Don't mess with me; I've been known to pop a cap in one's behind. Are you scared yet? No? Then you're not human. That makes you even cooler. Zombies are the best. I hate being sticky and I am very much in love with my shower. I don't like to drive and I'm scared of ducks (one bit me on the butt and chased me into a lake!). Chapstick is good. To eat. Dinosaurs are rad. I'm hexed with regrets and bad luck; keep your distance. It's rubbing off. Don't ask me to keep a promise. Don't ask me to keep a secret. Ask me to sleep with you, instead. I lost my mind in the gutter. PEACE. |
In A Perfect World...
Flowers. Heroine behind the dumpster in a 7-11 parking lot. Cheap sex and no regrets. |
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Go-Go-Gadget-Vegan! Music
Hardcore/Post-Punk/Classic Rock. TV Show
South Park/Family Guy/Futurama/Rugrats. Author
Michael Moore. [Yes, I said it. Shoot me.] Movie
Shrek is huge. I wonder if he's proportional. Animals
Penguins. Person
My pet Mexican. |
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