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honeybadger70
Like a bloke, only smaller - and more sarcastic
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Name: honeybadger70
Details: 53 years old, Male, Single, Straight
Location: SE UK normally, but where ever they send me, London, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/honeybadger70
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A real Honey Badger
 
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Me in my working gear
 
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In my own words

I am a short, bald, rude, lazy, selfish, drunken scoundrel. An utter rotter, a bounder, a cad and quite possibly a nefarious rapscallion as well.

I have a lazy horse, an unruly dog and an extensive collection of rubbish old cars which I like to neglect.

I devote my very existence to the conspicuous consumption of lager and curry. When not immersed in lager and curry I like to practise my swearing skills, developing ever more creative permutations of foul mouthed profanity. Just about to start an MPhil in an area of study so obscure that no one can effectively examine me on it. I'd like to chat to someone intelligent, interesting and funny. Oh - and I'm posted to London in the summer.
PS A honey badger is a small but spirited mammal...
The Meaning Of Life...

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. Not really the meaning of life, but Bertrand Russell was spot on when he wrote that. Probably.
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kissogram wrote...  
your profile cracked me up ... hahaha good effort xxx
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sophie3012 wrote...  
Hi like that pic as ya main profile!
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cheekypiper wrote...  
Flynn's a little beauty! x
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jenxoxjenz wrote...  
dat horse of urs is gorgeous!!!
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_raver_baby_ wrote...  
what a sexy horse! how high is he? either ur short, or he's a big boy! lol! love the profile btw!
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eva_beva wrote...  
Your horse is beautiful! Tres jealous! ill ride him whilst your away if you like!! xx
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luvaluv wrote...  
Hi fantastic profile funniest 1 i come across yet lol
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Favorite Things

Food
Vindaloo - food of kings, king of foods

Music
Any good example of most genres, indie mostly.

TV Show
Buzzcocks, TopGear, Have I GotNews, SouthPark, QI

Author
Solzhenitsyn, Steinbeck, Greene, Viz comic.

Movie
Love, Honour & Obey.

Night Club / Bar
Prefer pubs these days.

Animals
Horses and dogs. And elephants. Always wanted one

Person
Herr Beck, purveyor of fine bottled German beer.

Place
Bed, African bushveldt on safari.

Possession/Thing
My books, cars, animals, freedom.

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