I LOVE my job and I love my car. I love my friends and my strange family. I also LOVE my retard puppy Billy-Rae (even tho the vet says he is fat)... The crazy fucking island of Ibiza and Cups of tea with cuddles. :)
1st school report
'always demonstrates enthusiasm and cheerfulness. She has an outgoing personality.She knows what she wants and how she is going to achieve it' 1ST SCHOOL REPORT aged 4 hahaha how funny!
My Mum Says...
God was a clever s*d he made you pretty and with the leftovers he made tw_ats! You are a lovable idiot.We found you under a gooseberry tree-it explains a lot!...dont go to sleep on an argument you never know if you will be around to resolove it tomorrow!Dionne you need a boyfriend who dont look like he's paid to be on a date with you.You'd fall in pig poo and smell like roses.Dionne,you learnt to swim 17years ago so WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING ARMBANDS IN THE KITCHEN??