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Name: iplayonu
Details: 43 years old (Pisces), Male, Single, Straight
Location: newcastle, Tyne and Wear, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/iplayonu
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In my own words

SWM in boring job seeks whiny shrew for co-dependency, tepid sex, and shouting matches. I enjoy drinking, petty theft, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I like to run with scissors. I love to give compliments that prominently display my gender stereo-types. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. For fun, I enjoy browsing other people's profiles and making shallow judgments about their employment, and social skills. Everything I need to know about life I got from watching Jerry Springer. In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on the most useful curses. I would kill to win the Nobel Peace prize. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless statistics, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. Over
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lil green man!
just opened my freezer and saw a little alien masturbating. I said, "What the f*ck are you doin?!" He said,"I cum in peas
In A Perfect World...

i would walk on toilet paper coz I'd be the SHIT!!!!
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danielle-babess wrote...  
heya gorgeous boyy..
hope everything is well!!
missed youu xx
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x_mrs_brightside_x wrote...  
Great profile :) u look awesome!xx
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taylor_ov_bradford wrote...  
hiyyyyaaaa mister!!! xxxx
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kimmyovdts wrote...  
awww me messaes have ran out
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taylor_ov_bradford wrote...  
hehe i dnoooo am jus lukin at ur pics ur gawjussss yumyum heheehee xxx
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xkay2k7x wrote...  
Hey lovinn the profile!!! Lookin good in your pics ... hope ur good :) x
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danielle-babess wrote...  
hey heyyy stranger
hows you?
hope everythings good..
drop is a message wen ya on next darling..
miss yaa xxxx
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kelbaby84 wrote...  
love your new pic honey very niiiice xx
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danielle-babess wrote...  
grr me msgs ave ran out babee
i need kisses nd cuddles off uuu : Pxxxx
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anything i

RnB,punk rock, soca,chuntney!

TV Show
match of the day lmao!

i love u man!

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any that sells beer!


my lil boy!




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