| Name: | ...Kiggz... | |  | | Details: | 36 years old (Libra), Female, Straight | | | Location: | London, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/kiggzy_86 |
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In my own words
...A MAN HIRES A PROSTITUTE FOR A NIGHT TO GO ROUND HIS HOUSE...WHEN THEY ARRIVE TO THE HOUSE...
she says: WHAT WOULD U LIKE ME TO DO
he says: ID LIKE U TO RUN ME A BATH
so shes runs the man a bath...he gets in the bath...
she says: NOW WHAT WOULD U LIKE ME TO DO
he says: ID LIKE U TO MAKE ME SOME WAVES
so she starts splashing the water to make waves...
she says: OK, NOW WHAT WOULD U LIKE ME TO DO?
he says: ID LIKE SOME WIND...
so she starts blowing into the bath to make wind...
she says: OK, NOW WHAT DO U WANT ME TO DO?
he says: ID LIKE SOME LIGHTNING...
so she starts switching the light on and off...
she says: OK, NOW WHAT WOULD U LIKE ME TO DO?...
he says: ID LIKE SOME THUNDER...
so she starts banging on the walls...
after all this...she turns to him and says 'DONT U WANT SEX?'...
he turns around and says...'U MUST BE JOKING...NOT IN THIS WEATHER'...
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The Meaning Of Life...
wat dont kill u makes u stronger ;p |
| Comments | 8 of 8 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | lookatlangerz wrote... | | | | Well hello there, you are a very good looking lady with a brain too!!! I would love to get to know you!!;-) | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | virus187 wrote... | | | lookin very sexy babe, x
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