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Name: Matt
Details: 39 years old (Sagittarius), Male, Married, Straight
Location: Hull. ish, Humberside, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/lahlah
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In my own words

Things that I Have Learnt From Reading The Sun
-People who clearly have never read a book, or anything other than The Sun, in their lives, turn out to be quite prolific letter writers.
-When a Princess dies, you get no tits on page three for about two weeks. It's what she would have wanted.
-Brussells can go fuck itself, but we should all go to France for £1.
-If 30,000 people die in a foreign country, it can only make the front page if some (usually about three) 'Britons' are also killed. Otherwise it's just some more dead brown people, and there's plenty more where they came from.
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You know you're Taliban if...
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You have more wives than teeth.
You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'
You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
This Week's Plan...

Be more spontaneous so I don't have to deal with these intrusive questions.

Remember kids, sometimes laughter is the best medicine, and your face is curing the world.
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lacey90 wrote...  
I love you...I don't love how often you are on here though! ;) xXx
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lildanyell wrote...  
you sound amazing x
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1amy1 wrote...  
Nice profile and pictures...x
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tree13 wrote...  
hmmm i found your profile rather readable!! very true facts!! :)
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lilbabyalex wrote...  
You are gorgeous :)
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christina_123 wrote...  
haha yea is a drainer well not for me i have mondays off :P x x
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biggabaz wrote...  
your fit but i think ur well out of my league lol xx
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funkychick23 wrote...  
cute x
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kiitobug wrote...  
very handsome are u on facebook , ? i deleted my prof on here , x
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nickovhull wrote...  
youre gawjus
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