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Name: Kelly...
Details: 38 years old (Leo), Female, Bisexual
Location: Leeds! where men are men n girls are coatless, West Yorkshire, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/lapdance4ever
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ooh what big... socks you have!!
 
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In my own words

dysdiadochokinesis - try saying that when you're drunk. Hi, i'm Kelly, **not here for meeting anyone, just a good natter**!! well, what about me? my perfect partner would be the local rag and bone man, someone who'd rag me around and then... anyhow..., apparantly there's something humourous about us northern bird's, and NO, i don't have a greyhound or a ford capri.. just remember, if you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room....i'd like to say i was a teenage dirtbag, but i'm afraid i'm well past it!! (lol!!) ... what the hell do 100 and odd thousand folk wanna listen to ME witter on for??... you freaky wierdos!! xx
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jim bowen
oh thats it readers, it made my week.... jim bowen in my local co-op buying muller light yoghurts.... vanilla flavour... a six pack. You know how you always get the total star-struck a**hole that shouts at the top of their voice this is what you coulda won and then runs like a 3 legged girraffe out of the supermarket... well here she is...i'm pleased to meet you too.but my dear fans, this leaves me pondering the eternal question.... does jim bowen lick the lid?? answers on a postcard...
My Best Day...

when my mate marijke bravely offered to take me on a driving lesson to roundhay park car park, when i thought i was doing really well this bloke just jogged out of nowhere and straight into the path of leeds finest learner driver, only for me to brake hard, almost kill us all and send that dusty sand flying everywhere, the jogger then came up to the window and shouted at the top of his voice.. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM.. erm, don't we all.. SIR JIMMY SAVILLE
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adept0 wrote...  
babes ur such a gorgeous gorgeous girl omg would really like get to know u up 4 a chat? x x x x would luv to spoil u lololol xxxx
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northern-sun wrote...  
hey me and my girlfriend think that you look really sexi and horny and we would like to know if your up for some fun babes?? get bk in touch with us.
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pay_your_rent wrote...  
Howdo? Remember me?
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dadoprso wrote...  
hi kelly how r u what ubeen up too love ur pics xxxx
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bensherman27 wrote...  
hi Kelly i'm Rob.you ok?lovin the profile,wanna know more if possible?you up for a chat sometime?
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axe-victim wrote...  
Kelly.. that pic of you in those thigh high stripy socks.. its killing me.. its too good... help!!! xx
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webster_89 wrote...  
hey u ok? looking very sexi in ya pics u got msn for a chat?xxx
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mack1111 wrote...  
Hi there Kelly hows things? My name is Martyn im from Yorkshire im a semi pro rugby league player and i also teach PE part time to disabled children. Im looking for a woman who knows what she wants and is strong minded if you fancy a chat get in touch xx.
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billykoholic wrote...  
your pretty darn funny aint ya!! geeks rule!!
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leeeddddssss1 wrote...  
hi just been looking at your pics n i got2 say u r stunning!!would love to get to know you better!!!have u got msn?if so i got loads pics n a cam on there!!chat soon xx
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Favorite Things

Food
it'd be rude not to!!!!

Music
if i told u i'd have no street cred left,,,

TV Show
whatever hapenned to eurotrash??

Movie
kes/the wedding singer/debbie does dallas

Author / Book
fowler off eastenders (i'm so not funny...)

Night Club / Bar
don't do nightclubs.. yes, you're right i'm geeky

Animals
pill bugs..aaah.. precious hours of family fun!!!

Person
my dad... after all that makes me bobby's girl

Website
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Place
i'd have to say dreamland, it's ok i'm a regular

Possession/Thing
bacteria.. it's the only culture some people have

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