| 4 entries | | |  | | | | philosaphy | wrote | | | son asks dad the difference btween theoretically&realistically, dad says 'this is a hard one, ask your mum if she would sleep with the milkman for onemillion quid', mum replies 'yes' dad says ask ur sister if she would sleep with the coalman for 2million, the sister says 'yes', 'Well there is your answer' replied dad, 'theoretically we're sittin on 3million quid, realistically we are living with two sluts!' | | | | | panto | wrote | | just finally finished off panto week with the last performance tonight! the week of actin and dancing and singin under those damn hott lights has worn me out! but its been so much fun i just cant wait for the next panto or summer show.!
if this makes little sense i appoligise i've drank a bit to much perno! any way happy new year folks! hope u all have a good one i think mine will fall in the same categorie same sh*t diffo year! Ta-ta! KNICKERS!!!! | | | | | wrote | | | hey to everyone! how is everyone! i've been out drinkin and i think i am very drunk! lollies for all! it's still lollie pop session! lol | | | | | wrote | | | why cant ppl be honest with you insted of tellin u a lie which they think u will not find out about coz they dont want to hurt your feelings? what hurts more the truth or finding out you got false hopes and ideals? maybe it is the idea that the white lie cant hurt any one!? well i'm sorry but don't these white lies lead down a path of more decete and more lies? were do we draw the line of lieing to protect and just plain lieing? | | | | | 4 entries | | |
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