| 5 entries | | |  | | | | untitled | wrote | | I met two girls down the pub last night who had strong Cardiff accents.
I said, "I know that accent. You two ladies are from Scotland, aren't you?"
"Wales, you fucking idiot," one of them replied.
"Sorry," I said, "You two whales are from Scotland, aren't you?" | | | | | untitled | wrote | | "You can tell a lot about a person by their car."
For example: if it's in a ditch, it's a woman. | | | | | untitled | wrote | | They say a picture is worth a thousand words.
The pictures on my computer are worth a long sentence. | | | | | untitled | wrote | | Today,the girl who works next to me in the office came back from lunch and started shouting.
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"Somebody left a note on my desk saying, "You're the ugliest bitch I have ever seen!"
"Don't look at me," I said.
"I wasn't implying it was you, I just-"
"No seriously, don't look at me; you're fucking hideous." | | | | | This week's plan: | wrote | | | Act like a twat. | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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