| 3 entries | | |  | | | | JOKE TIME !!! | wrote | | Viagra.... Now available in powder form.
To be dissolved in a cup of tea!!!
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Another joke for you girls....
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?',
Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage ! | | | | | Men | wrote | | 1. Men are like Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas....The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather.... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders....You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say. | | | | | Men Cont | wrote | | 7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds .... They take soooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara.... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn.... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms.... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.... | | | | | 3 entries | | |
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