| 5 entries | | |  | | | | wrote | | | a kid stole his teachers car as he couldn't be bothered2 walk- D'ya recon he was ina hurry2 gt bac2 his playstation?/ Tony Blair wnts drug dealers caught selling 2 kids 2 be automatically thrown in jail, imagine, cops c a drug deal, they go over "im gunna need2c some id" the kid shows so the cop says "Ok, carry on" nd walks off!/ Barrymore is refusing2 open his mouth2 police, shame he wasnt that adament on BB/ Most xpencive drink in Britain £1700 a glass,Makes a pint of Stella seem pretty cheep! | | | | | wrote | | | Christmas comes but once a year it time to fill your fridge with beer, and when santa comes with a hohoho its time to leave the drugs alone, spend the day with a big fake smile pretending that jumper is just your style, finaly at last at home alone with a bottle of baileys and the garden gnome, but dont dispair, dont look at your hair the day soon will be over and no one will care | | | | | wrote | | | So its coming up to christmas must be just about time for another Cliff Richard outbreak NOOOO save yourselfs, invest in a pair of earplugs it will be money well spent, earplugs can be very useful, so you dont have to listen to your parents trying to sng dodgy carols, put them in water and see if they float, buy a few and stick them together to make a boat then you can sail to somewhere that has no cliff richard music, like nairobi. Ive heard its well, diferent there. :-D | | | | | wrote | | Goodbye pizza, i shall miss you with your soft melted cheese ontop of a thin layer of tomato, you taste will never be forgotten, many a lonely nights i sat eating you while watchin a chick flic with a can of stella or sometimes even diet coke, then i would lay there too stuffed to move.
Will be loved always
Rest in peace (or my belly whichever suits)
----Fave Pizza, thin crust cheese and tuna---- | | | | | wrote | | | Grant me the serenity yo accept the things i cannot change, the courage to to change the things i cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people i had to kill today because they pd me off. and help me to remember when i am having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to p me off that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!! | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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