| 5 entries |   |   |    |    |    |  | Whisky binge |  wrote  |    |  | Ugh. I feel about as attractive as a ballbag in the wind today. |    |    |    |  | 'Ere we fuckin' go... |  wrote  |    |  Right then. Been asked by several people on here now what body piercings/modifications I've got, so for the record, here's the rundown. I have a split tongue, both earlobes stretched to 18mm, a 3-point CyberCell industrial piercing on my right ear (cheers Samppa), a medusa, a labret, 8 microdermal anchors in the back of my neck, a MadMax surface weave on my sternum, a Cyborg Bar on my left inner arm, a navel piercing, 15 genital piercings, and 7 tattoos.
  Happy now? |    |    |    |  | Oh dear... |  wrote  |    |  I think I need counselling. I have quite a disturbing crush on Naboo out of The Mighty Boosh. He may be a puma in a turban, but I am a puma in black latex gloves. Think of the possibilities!
  Or don't, on second thoughts. I wouldn't think about it too much, if I was you. |    |    |    |  | Tongue split! |  wrote  |    |  Finally got my tongue split on Thursday... bruised, bloody and lisping, but fuck me does it look cool ;-)
  Pics posted as and when I can be arsed... yaaaawwnnnn... |    |    |    |  | Day off |  wrote  |    |  The perils of having a day off include: spending all day in the pub. Washing and ironing. Sending vitriolic text messages after some intense ale abuse. Passing out in a drunken stupor.
  Still, at least I can say the day wasn't a total waste of time :-) |    |    |    |  | 5 entries |   |   |  
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