| 2 entries | | |  | | | | for the girls in the audience | wrote | | I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without getting a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my a$$.
My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost. | | | | | cntd2 | wrote | | In your dreams, my dear, cause I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest !!!
I don't have a problem, With expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN. Get it? ya DICK!?! | | | | | 2 entries | | |
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