4 entries | | |  |  |  | Water | wrote |  | The wettest thing on earth is water! |  |  |  | Ridiculous Offers | wrote |  | Plymouth Argyle boss Ian Holloway on turning down two ridiculous offers for David Norris from Southampton: Why would I sell him and why would he want to go to a club like that? They strut around as if they are a big club, but they ain't. Southampton have come in twice now and I've told them to p*** off both times. They won't be coming back, I can promise you. Like so many they think we are just little old Plymouth Argyle. |  |  |  | Miss Universe | wrote |  | Why is it that the winner of Miss Universe always comes from Earth? |  |  |  | Ice Cream | wrote |  | It's just been scientifically proven that no matter how old you are, the is no disappointment greater than having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone! |  |  |  | 4 entries | | |
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