| 5 entries | | |  | | | | The diffrence between Theorerically & Realisticaly | wrote | | | a son asks his dad the diffrence between theoretically and realistically. Dad says thats hard, but i have an idea. Ask mum if she would sleep with Wayne Rooney for 1 million. mum says yes. Now ask your sister. sister says yes. Now ask your brother. he says yes. Well there u go son, theoretically we r sttting on 3 million quid but realistically we r liveing with 2 slags and a faggot! | | | | | polish woman | wrote | | | a polish woman stows away on a ship so she can start a new life in America. 3 weeks later she is found & brought before the captain, he asks "what are you doing on my boat?" she replies "one of your sailors is stowing me to America, he brings me 3 meals aday & in return I let him fuck me every night." captin replies "oh he's fucking you all right, this is the Isle of Whight ferry!" | | | | | 3 sisters | wrote | | | 3 sisters. Ann, Jan & fanny - all have very big feet, Ann has size 8 Jan size 9and Fanny size 10. Ann & Jan go on a date, 1 of the boys says "Jesus u both got very big feet!" ann replies "u should see our Fanny's, there huge!" | | | | | T-quote of the day | wrote | | | T-quote of the day:whatever u give a woman she will make it greater... If you giver her a house she'l give you a home, if you give her groceries she'l give u a meal, if you give her sperm she'l give u a baby, if u give her a smile she gives u her heart. Whatever is given to her she multiplies and enlargens. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit! hope this makes some of u ladies day!! | | | | | the farmer, his wife & the sheep. | wrote | | | a farmer went into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm & pointed at his wife & said "this is the pig I have to fuck when your not feeling sexual", the wife says " I think you'l find my dear thats a sheep!" the farmer replies "I think you'l find my dear I was talking to the sheep!" | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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