| 5 entries | | |  | | | | Feb 29th marriage proposals - update! | wrote | | | Well i have not lost my magic that is for sure... got one fcuking marriage proposal from you lousy bitches and that was from some nymphomaniac who i have never even spoken to before in my life. What is it with you girls, you obviously can not see a stud when he is right there in front of you. Oh well, back to the drawing board i guess... maybe a Thai bride is the answer... come back Ting Tong, all is forgiven lol. | | | | | Deal or no Deal | wrote | | | Caught the tail end of this the other day... why do the fellow contestants always look so mortified when it goes pear-shaped for the chosen one? Surely if some greedy little shat has gambled losing 25 grand in the hope of winning quarter of a million and ended up with 50 pence they should all be pissing themselves? Imagine trying to disguise your obvious delight at someone you loathe losing out, hand over your mouth time trying to hide the huge grin... I'm ready for the question Noel - bollocks | | | | | Perfume Counter Girls - Part 2 | wrote | | About the girls with the 'au naturel' look - yeah right... more like the results of an intimate encounter between a female cheesy wotsit and the tango man!
Do they keep a hammer and chisel in the bathroom cabinet for bedtime removal of slap? | | | | | Bare my chest... NOT! | wrote | | | What is it with these guys who bare their chest, take a deep breath, flex their biceps and then put a picture of it on their profile... I mean for fucks sake, get a life lads. Oh and check that your y-fronts are clean before you post it on here! | | | | | MEN ARE FROM MARS, Women Are from Venus | wrote | | | Been passed a copy of this book by a female friend... I think she's trying to tell me something! I got all the way to page 10, then i was confused. I'm not sure about all this martians and venusians thingy... can't we just agree that generally men and women get on ok until a bloke wants to go down the pub for a quick shandy with his pals. Or when a lady has the painters in.. Haha, only joking ladies, it's all making perfect sense. Anyway, i don't want to get knifed walking down the High Street. | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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