| 3 entries | | |  | | | | my car crash | wrote | | | i was driving down the road this morning and i had one of them new skodas crash right in the side of me i was ok and no dammage to my car was done but there was cake and jam all over the place !!!! | | | | | muppets | wrote | | i have to say this as really makes me laugh lol
when you look at a pro that has pics with a girl no head shot just a tit pic and an ass pic and the comments like oh my god im going to cum in my pants or f.ck me you are stunning babe do you want my meat lol cracks me up lads get a 4 kin life you cant get out much if a pair of tits makes you cum in your pants !!!! i love tits my self but like the whole package !!!! | | | | | WHY DO COPPERS ARSK SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS | wrote | | | got puled for speeding down the M6 today,the first thing he asked me was do you know why we pulled you for,i said well if you dont know how the fuck am i ment to know then he aked the speed limit of the motorway witch i know is 70 though thought i would say 75 to try and give my self a bit extra lee way he said sorry please try again for me !! so i said is it higher or lower then 75 i thought it was quite funny, got a nice little fine and points for my cheek!! should of kept it shut!!! | | | | | 3 entries | | |
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