| 3 entries | | |  | | | | hair | wrote | | byinfectedmushrooms1 hours ago
You were. For the record, Laura's hair gave me a semi. | | | | | Tramp in a box something about socks? | wrote | | by oingoboingo 14 mins ago
I'm reading this in the style of Dr Seuss.
It was not on a box
Or on a big pile of rocks
It wasn't even with a man with no socks.
He thrust and he moaned
And he grumped and he groaned
And shot his load in the slut that he boned.
He wasn't a tramp
Or a gallippitty gramp
But he still spat on Laura's tramp stamp | | | | | Paul thinks im beautiful | wrote | | by pauldasxcbeast 11 mins ago
xxlaurababy
OMG how amazing are you?
You hold the key of beauty, you've put southampton on the map with such fantastic looks
I used to read the paper when i was pooing
But now my time is occupied thinking about your loving face while i shit
tags: BECAUSE YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL | | | | | 3 entries | | |
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