| 2 entries | | |  | | | | New Joke! | wrote | | My boyfriend, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood
it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a f*cking red mark on his
forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. | | | | | Yorkshire Chat Up Lines! | wrote | | 1. Duz tha fart? Cos tha blows me away.
2. A thi mam and dad retarded? Cos tha special.
3. Me love for thee is like shits. I just can't hold it in.
4. Is there a mirror in ur knickers? Cos i can see meself in em!
5. Tha body reminds me of a spanner....Everytime i think of you me nuts tighten up.
6. Tha might not be the best looking bird in here, but beauty is only just a light switch away!!! | | | | | 2 entries | | |
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