| 5 entries | | |  | | | | It's been fucking ages | wrote | | | Anyone still alive?? | | | | | part 3 | wrote | | Later we heard that the irish dwarf had gotten out of the penis tree with the bucket over his head and fell down the well as he coudlnt see where he was going. And to this day, you can still hear the irish dwarf muttering about two smart beautiful girls and everyone knows he means Kelly and Laura
The end | | | | | untitled | wrote | | asked if it had any gold, and the irish dwarf shouted at them " im no leprechaun " kelly got upset because he shouted
so he touched her boobie and told her he was sorry and that we could go and have a cup of tea in this penis shapred tree, we went in and found THERE WAS NO TEA it was all a scam
so quickly i put a bucket over the irish drawfs head and you headbutted him with your knee and we ran and ran and ran. Later we heard that the irish dwarf had gotten out of the penis tree with the buck | | | | | Laurababy rocks my world! | wrote | | One day Laura and Kelly were going to the well to fetch water, whilst walking they talked about willies and what they were as neither kelly or laura had ever seen one before, all of a sudden they came to a stand, because standing tall right in front of them
was an odd shaped tree....on the tree the words said " hello girls, this is a penis" the girls were besides themselves with giggles at how funny it look, all of a sudden an irish dwarf jumped out, kelly and laura asked if it had any gold, a | | | | | Llife is short, | wrote | | So....
Work like you don't need the money
Love like you have never been hurt
Dance like nobody is watching
Sing like nobody is listening
Live like it's heaven on earth!!! | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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