| 3 entries | | |  | | | | part one og *being british* | wrote | | Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.
Only in Britain can you get a pizza to your house faster than an ambulance, only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters *** | | | | | part 2 og beging british | wrote | | *** 2nd part ***
and supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
We might be British, but by 'eck we're funny
so true about us dont you think | | | | | They Walk Among us | wrote | | One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted.... "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said... "Where???"
While at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go.
He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him
if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
He thought about it for some time before responding.
"Just cut it into 4 pieces;
I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
*Yep, | | | | | 3 entries | | |
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