| 5 entries | | |  | | | | Romeo, Romeo.... | wrote | | | Wherefore art thou Romeo? | | | | | Capabilities and Limitations | wrote | | What I can do: I can hook maggots onto fishing lines without squirming, put up a tent, change a bulb, and a fuse, cut the grass, explain the off side rule, pour a perfect pint, spell my own name and others! Not bad for a true blonde. (i can also fake if your technique sucks)
What I wont do: be your mother, mollycoddle you, lie to you, pretend i have legs like Elle McPhearson, or boobs like Pam or lips like Angelina. | | | | | Re: WANTED POSTER | wrote | | Please note, if you have a reasonably sized willy then please ignore the previous blog as we can always work on the rest! If this does not apply please again refer to previous blog entry and pay particular attention to all that is mentioned...
p.s No mummy's boys, no guys who hang onto ex's telephone numbers, (guys with children are fine) Shaved heads are also fine, don't like ponytails, I have enough hair for both of us.. I love motorbikes and anything with a burly engine... fast cars too! | | | | | WANTED | wrote | | | One single guy who knows his own mind, knows what he wants and how to get it without being rude, offensive or childish. Tactful, open minded, sometimes sensual, sometimes caveman! Someone who doesn't mind getting his hands dirty, you could be a farmer, a builder, a mechanic, you could be a guy in a suit, long as you can talk the talk and walk the walk. Suit monday 2 friday, jeans and t shirt at the weekend, slightly unshaved? Mans man. No wimp. Strong yet slightly sophisticated. mmmm. I wonder. | | | | | Got the t-shirts - now looking for the perfect fit | wrote | | You know what's it's like - you've been there done that, experienced the good and bad... and suddenly everything clicks into place.. you suddenly realise what it is you really want and needed all along - trouble is - you don't have it.
How do you get it? God only knows - and I asked him but he wouldn't tell me.. I begged and begged even... no good. People say stop looking and it will find you... me? Na.. why stop looking, the fun is in the search surely. | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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