| 2 entries | | |  | | | | dictionary for women`s personal ads | wrote | | DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish = 49
adventurous = slept with everyone
athletic = no tits
average looking = ugly
beautiful = pathological liar
cintagious smile = does alot of pills
emotionally secure = on meds
feminist = fat
free spirit = junkie
friendship first = former very *friendly* person
fun = annoying
new age = body hair in the wrong places
open minded = desperate
out going = loud and embarrassing
passionate = sloopy drunk
professional = bitch
voluptuous = ve | | | | | . | wrote | | | IF TEARS COULD BUILD A STAIRWAY , AND MEMORIES A LANE, I WOULD WALK RIGHT UP 2 HEAVEN, AND BRING U BACK HOME AGAIN | | | | | 2 entries | | |
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