| 3 entries | | |  | | | | joke | wrote | | | paddy finds his wife in crotch-less panties. she opens her legs and says do you want to lick this? he replies f@#k off, look what its done to your knickers. | | | | | joke | wrote | | | a cucumber a pikle and a penis were talking about thier awful lives. the cucumber said my life sucks when i get big fat and juicy they cut me up and toss me into a salad. the pickle said when i get big fat and juicy they cover me in vinegar and throw me in to a jar. the penis said you think you got it bad, when i get big fat and juicy they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark damp room and bang my head against the wall till i throw up and pass out! | | | | | joke | wrote | | | a bloke goes to the doctors having problems with premature ejaculation, is told when you feel yourself cuming, give yourself a fright by firing a starter pistol in the air to prolong the sex. 2 days later the doctor sees him again and asks how it went. the bloke says not good, i did her 69er then felt myself start to cum, i fired the gun, my wife bit off my bell end and shit on my face and the milkman came out the wardrobe with his hands up. | | | | | 3 entries | | |
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