| 4 entries | | |  | | | | A Real Boyfriend | wrote | | When she stares at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]
When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When she´s quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]
When she ignores you
[ Give her your attention ]
When she pulls away
[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she´s beautiful ] | | | | | The Future of Nursery Rhymes | wrote | | Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh shit, it's Global Warming.
Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
What have u got there?
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you dickhead. | | | | | do dis.x. | wrote | | 1.are we friends?
2.do u think im sexy?
3.would u evr go out with me?
4.wat do u like best about me?
5.would u snog me?
6.do u no me well?
7.am i girl/boy friend matterial?
8.could u ever h8t me?
9.describe me in 3 words?
10.if u had me 2 ur self for 1 night and could do wat eva u want to me wat wd it b?
11.are u gna put this on your blog?
12. what do i get out ov 10 for my looks?
13.any thing u want to tell me b4 u go? | | | | | woul ya.x. | wrote | | [_] go out with me 4 a nite out?
[_] give me your number?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] be my boyfriend?
[_] have a fling with me?
[_] let me buy you a drink?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Sing karaoke with me?
[_] Let me give you a piggyback ride?
[_] have a relationship with me?
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] Lick my cheek?
[_] Dance with me?
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