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SING IT GIRLS wrote
At first i was afraid,I was petrified,When you said you had 10", Lord i almost died! But i'd spend so many years just waitin for a man that long, that i grew strong and knew that i could take you on...but there you are, another lie, i was ready for a big mac and you brought me french fry!i should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream! should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans!!!!
The ladies Prayer wrote
Our vibrators, Which brings us to heaven, rabit(delux) be thy name. Til kingdom come, thy makest cum, on earth with eyes on heaven.Give us this day our daily thrill& forgive us our screams, as we forgive flat batteries, Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from frustration, for thine is the rotation, the power & the buzzing. Forever & ever NO MEN!!!!
condoms wrote
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept their tag line....eg:
TESCO condoms-Every little helps.
NIKE condoms-Just do it.
PEUGEOT condoms-The ride of your life.
KFC condoms-Finger licking good.
EVER READY condoms-Keep going and going and going.
PRINGLES condoms-Once you pop you cant stop.
BURGER KING condoms-Home of the whopper.
ANDREX condoms-Soft strong and very long
POLO condoms-The one with the hole....OOPS!!!!
Saturday night!!!! woo hoo - Reply wrote
BACK TO U STEPH !!!!
well sat nite hhhmmmm yeah.... well wot can i say lol we did get just alittle bit drunk had a gd old boogie in the studio then did a mad thing yeah a really really mad thing (wink wink) steph haha ... well next weekend its manchesher so thats gunna be even more wicked n even more crazier we will ave 2 take r 2 toys :P n show the MANCHESTER lads how 2 really ave a gd nite :) so if any of u from there is readin this look out 4 us we wont b that hard 2 miss haha.x
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