| 2 entries | | |  | | | | Scotland<3 | wrote | | Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or ,a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
And the most Scottish thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!
Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescripti | | | | | sooo bored! fill this fucka out!!! mateezzz *mwah | wrote | | Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying.. the first thing you say is..
"Who's ass am i beating today baby?"
Love Her
Dont EVER cheat on her | | | | | 2 entries | | |
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