| 3 entries | | |  | | | | Jokes (just a few i love lol) | wrote | | My mate Jonny is shagging a pair of twins. I asked how he manages to tell them apart? Thats easy he said . . . . Traceys got blonde hair, and Dereks got a cock!!!
So there i was lying back on the sofa having a lovely wank . . . .
Then those cunts from DFS called the police!!!!
I surveyed 100 young blonde women & asked them what sshampoo they preferredto use when showering?
99% of them said - "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN HERE?!?!" | | | | | Women! | wrote | | Women Eh!! - boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, liposuction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, pierced bellies, pierced clits, eyebrow plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, legs waxed, lips tattooed, tits tattooed, arms tattooed, legs tattooed, lengthy diets, strenuous exercise, child birth!!!
AND THEN THEY WONT TAKE IT UP THE ARSE CUZ - IT HURTS???? | | | | | Weirdos | wrote | | | No i dont want to see your big cock on cam, the only big cock is you!!!! Are there no normal people on this? Or just paedos & cam girls - aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!! Its called faceparty not cock or tits party lol | | | | | 3 entries | | |
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