| 3 entries | | |  | | | | men.... | wrote | | Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are | | | | | more shit nursery rhymes | wrote | | Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
> > Said Simple Simon to the pie man
> > What have u got there?
> > Said the pie man unto Simon
> > Pies, you dickhead.
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
> > kissed the girls and made them cry.
> > When the boys came out to play
> > he kissed them too cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill
> > Went up the hill
> > And planned to do some kissing.
> > Jack made a pass
> > and grabbed her ass
> > Now two of his teeth are missing | | | | | shit nursery rhymes | wrote | | > Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
> > Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
> > The structure of the wall was incorrect
> > So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
> >
> > Mary had a little lamb
> > Her father shot it dead.
> > Now it goes to school with her
> > Between two chunks of bread.
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