| 2 entries | | |  | | | | untitled | wrote | | | I just flew back from a business meeting in Amsterdam and christ are my arms tired because I had to punch the shit out out of a coworker for taking the window seat. | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | I used a stethoscope to listen to my Sea Monkeys, but it was shite because you have to be right up against the tank to hear. I just want it playing out loud all the time. I swear, those little monkeys were a riot. "Does this guy really think we're monkeys?" "Somebody needs to tell that thick arsehole we're shrimp, not monkeys -- we can't eat a whole banana." "I actually think he's retarded." That's all I really heard before I emptied their tank into the toilet and flushed them. | | | | | 2 entries | | |
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