 | | Name: | mordath | | | | Details: | 45 years old (Pisces), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Lost In The Space Of Your Head, California | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/mordath |
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In my own words
Claiming Tourrettes is a wonderful way to randomly scream obscenities at strangers, and quite fun too! When in a mall, do not, I repeat do NOT run up to the security guard, wrap your arms around her legs and then scream I HATE YOU, YOU'RE NOT MY MOMMY!!!...tends to get you arrested. Throwing things at people is amusing, especially if they bleed, getting things thrown at you and bleeding is not amusing however. Cats are permanent 3 yr olds, I recommend diapers for them, anyone over 50 and monkeys of any age. I can't wait to be old so I can fake a heart attack at the family dinner table and scare the crap out of everyone. Due to recent stem cell research, people may be disposable now. |
My Best Day...
Boss: Deran, how's the call volume coming along?
Deran: Chief, you can't put me behind the desk like this... I belong in the streets!
Boss: But, you're customer service...
Deran: That's not what this badge says, chief. It says To Protect and Serve. My family was butchered by those mafia thugs... BUTCHERED! With this badge at my side, chief, I'll make sure they pay...
Boss: Your badge has a picture of Toucan Sam on it, and I'm not your chief. |
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Meat Music
I like my music like my sex, fast, hard & loud TV Show
Smallville, CSI, Scrubs, 2 & 1/2 men Author
Kerouac, Vonnegut, Gaiman, Moore Movie
Thomas Crown, Kevin Smith (anything), Horror Night Club / Bar
The Elvis Room Animals
Moog Person
J., Dani, Helen-Jane, Jack, Jack-Daniels Website
Click here to view Place
This little, very hard to reach cave in pismo Possession/Thing
My writings, cats, my bed |
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