|Name:|| mousecat |
|Details:|| 27 years old (Gemini), Female, Open Minded |
|Location:|| Hampshire, United Kingdom |
|In my own words|
conducted a plan
to bump into you most accidentally
but I was walking along
and I bumped into you much more heavily than I'd originally planned, it was well embarrassing and...I think you thought..that I was a bit of a twat.
|Tramp in a box something about socks?|
|by oingoboingo 14 mins ago|
I'm reading this in the style of Dr Seuss.
It was not on a box
Or on a big pile of rocks
It wasn't even with a man with no socks.
He thrust and he moaned
And he grumped and he groaned
And shot his load in the slut that he boned.
He wasn't a tramp
Or a gallippitty gramp
But he still spat on Laura's tramp stamp
|In A Perfect World...|
I would be mousecat