|Name:|| Richard |
|Details:|| 40 years old, Male, Single, Open Minded |
|Location:|| Bristol, Somerset, United Kingdom |
|In my own words|
___The little person in my glass____
"Have another drink," he says, "for it will make you more attractive, funny, beautiful and wise."
"No," say I. "For I am strong and sensible and drinking will not do those things you say."
"Alas," says he, "then I am surely doomed. For if you do not keep me wet, it is my fate to die."
So drink i do... and drink and drink and drink. For never would i have the heart to let a little person die.