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just ur normal average strange person!
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Name: ash
Details: 37 years old (Scorpio), Male, Single, Straight
Location: ooo here n there, Northamptonshire, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/o0_disel_0o
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In my own words

hallo im ash,im kinda strange but always in a good way apparently i talk to much aswell,till the point that ill hemoridge ur brain apparently lol
soo urmm yeah thats me i promise ill try not to make ur brain pop but if ya wana take the risk feel free to send me a message lol =o) awsomeness!
My Eternal Dilemma...

do i eat the top half of my sandwich 1st,coz we all know its the nicest,or do i eat the bottom half saving the top for last but risking less enjoyment from the top coz im slightly full....
ohh my daily problems =p
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dead-on-arrival wrote...  
ello ashton nope i dont sorry to be crap :( im just borrowin my sisters laptop to get sum work done. how u been? dya miss me n my bullying then? aww :P xxx
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dead-on-arrival wrote...  
ur arms wud probably get stuck and ud be flappin about lol aw u should hes sexy :D x x x
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dead-on-arrival wrote...  
alrite then gok wan lol u just want me to look silly dont u! my lil coat wud probably drown u hehe yea i kno ur not mean, much! ave u actually got outa bed today? :P theres a jason statham film on now yay happy michelley :) xxx
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dead-on-arrival wrote...  
yeh the sleeves end at the elbow thats no gud :( s'all rite for u with ur clothes ment for the arctic! o yeh ur dads cute lil kitties :) u sure they were actually sold or did u have sumthin to do with the dissappearance of em lol. im quitting doin quite well just be nice n i wont claw ur eyes out :D x x x
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lmao i kno its fantastic aint it probs has somethin to do with the fact i dont actually own a coat. cats love cheese aww how u know that? can imagine u wana harm them then knowin u ud probably wana eat 1. lol im sorry if u think im bein meaner than usual but i havent had nicotene for a week :'( its not like ur bein nice either :P xxx
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dead-on-arrival wrote...  
ash ur tash is gash :P its still the same 1 i havent picked up another illness lol. :O u really are horrible aint u i dont want cats to be harmed :( but yes its the same one lol well i was gona say ill b nice on that day n not say anythin mean but if ur gona b a patronising cunt then up yours matey! lol xxxx
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lol i sound like that at the min got a cold sound like jonathan woss lol. im so bored just on ere n readin books bout cats :/ wooo birtday boy :D it on thurs? xxxx
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dead-on-arrival wrote...  
mornin camper lol how r u? its wainin :( did u have a good nite? xxxx
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dead-on-arrival wrote...  
dont be mean to my cat :( she'll fuckin ave ya lol. i wish i cud just turn up sumwhere 4 money thatd be great :( its takin forever cos i gota learn what to do with an unconscious cat i dont fukin kno lol. are u doin much this weekend? x x x
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dead-on-arrival wrote...  
sorry i thought i replied :( how r u? whys my cat evil she dont give me dirty looks that much!maybe just wen ur lookin so she looks hard lol. wont ur rib hurt back at work? xxxx
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Favorite Things

Food
ermmm not a big fan of salad but other than that

Music
metal rock that kinda jive

TV Show
simpsons family guy american dad that kinda vibe!

Author
not a fan of the written word

Movie
action mainly but horror n sum sloppy gurly films

Night Club / Bar
market inn

Animals
dogs seem attracted 2 me a lot,lol

Person
any of my mates =o)

Website
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Place
my magical wardrobe of mystery n wonders

Possession/Thing
music

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