|Name:|| Pam |
|Details:|| 45 years old, Female, Single, Straight |
|Location:|| West Midlands, United Kingdom |
|Two hookers were on a street corner. |
They started discussing business and one of the hookers said, "Yep, it's gonna be a good night, I smell c**k in the air".
The other hooker looked at her and said, "No, I just burped."
|My Mum Says...|
make sure you wear a clean pair of knickers every day, just in case you get run over.
She also says she will happily sell me for 6 bantam hens, a chicken coup, a chicken run, a goat and a miniature pig.
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|englishgent666 wrote...|| |
|you really are still stunningly beautiful babe, amazing eyes.|
hope you are doing ok princess and having a good weekend. xxx
|giddings2 wrote...|| |
|you so pretty babe, babe why are you on a dating site? if i had a woman like you id treat you like a princess, you got a good job and your gorgeous,you seem like a lovley person what more could a man ask for xxx|
Anything with NO MAYO
Indie/Rock and sometimes a bit of cheese
Family Guy, Come Dine With Me
POTC, Goonies, LOTR, Harry Potter, The Crow
Author / Book
Jane Austin, JK Rowling
Night Club / Bar
Anywhere I can dance and there are no chavs
Now that would be telling...!
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