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Name:	Andy

Details:	42 years old (Taurus), Male, In Relationship, Straight

Location:	Nottingham, Nottinghamshire, United Kingdom

Profile Link:	www.faceparty.com/supaseadog

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In my own words

Swarthy pirate seeks pirating companions for much splicing of mainbraces, walking of planks, swashing of buckles, non-cleaning of teeth, and leering over buxom fair maidens.

My fellow pirates, come message me by only the swiftest of carrier pigeons (or through this here faceparty site YAHARRR), and we shall drink mead, fight and seek the richest of the seas' treasures which I shall split fairly. But should ye cross me then by Redbeard's ghost I'll cut ye from balls to barnet in one swift slash YARRAR HARR!

Buxom maidens, let yer lustful lily white fingers type me a message as you struggle to control the lust that only a fire-bellied man of the sea like Ol' Cap'n Chaplin here can deliver. My only true love is the mistress that is the sea, and she goes like the clappers so she does YAH!

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Gay presenters!

I am physically sick every time i switch on the telly and see another of these so-called gays. If it's not Graham Norton mincing around on Strictly Come Dancing, it's Dale Winton camping it up on Supermarket Sweep. Why don't they have a return to wholesome, heterosexual TV presenters like Jim Davidson. Thank goodness that these shows are on so late that eddyboy85 does'nt see them.