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umaywonder
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Name: umaywonder
Details: 59 years old (Taurus), Female, Single, Straight
Location: Glasgow, Scotland, Kent, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/umaywonder
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Me and the lovely Danny Dyer
 
Stevie Wonder Sept 08 at the O2
 
In my own words

Don't really know why I am on here - would obviously like to meet someone special and this is one vehicle I suppose. I AM NOT INTO TOY BOYS!! so don't waste your time or mine. Likewise Listen Girls... always been straight - even Angelina couldn't change me!!!!. Also dont message me if u havent got a pic on here telling me u got pics on msn. I mean would you walk into a bar with a bag over your head and say hi talk to me or do you want to be my friend? Jesus - call security!!! That is what u effectively are doing on here without a pic. Unless u work for MI5 there is no excuse. Right that's me off my soapbox now - somethings just need to be said LOL. Have a lovely day/life cos like the man said - this aint a rehearsal! My loves (random order) The seasons sushi Walking in the Park (I do this a LOT) with or without a doggie in tow Glasgow Celtic Listening to radio My ipod Good wine Property Gigs and live music
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women and apples
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
My Mum Says...

You gotta kiss a lot of frogs....
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onbrokenwings wrote...  
hey gorgeous
ive just been browsing faceparty, and i came across your profile so thought id give you a message cos i think you really are beautiful.
are you into younger guys by any chance? basically, im looking for an older women who would be into meeting up for some bedtime fun, as being with an older women is something ive always wanted to try!
sorry if this message appears rude or anything, i just think its better for me to be straight with you. hope your days been good!
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whenme wrote...  
hi there this harry from kiss 100 radio you ok like the page hws! u today.p.s. think your cccc text me xx07531789935
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what_is_that wrote...  
WOW, simply stunning! Please, if you wanna chat, add me on here or Messenger: [email protected]
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mack1111 wrote...  
hello there beautiful, so how? why? and possibly are you single you are so beautiful!!!! please let me know
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todayortomorrow wrote...  
Why - to find out a little more about you ;-) So tell me how would you describe you in just five words? x
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mansfieldlad1234 wrote...  
have i ever told you that you have the most beautiful eyes i've ever seen? in fact, every time i gaze upon them i think i'm looking into the eyes of angel.... would love to chat you got msn hun if not sorry to e mail you pls let me no hun have a lovey week end xx
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mack1111 wrote...  
well nice profile nice pics seem nice but whats wrong with you? there is no reason why i can see you would be single? you got 11 toes?
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mack1111 wrote...  
well nice profile nice pics seem nice but whats wrong with you? there is no reason why i can see you would be single? you got 11 toes?
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jonny_gee wrote...  
boo!
hey hows things? up to anything fun? i dig your profile you sound and look great, would be fun to get to know you , im on msn messanger if you fancy it? [email protected] , have a good one xxx
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groovymarra wrote...  
ello what u wonderfull young bloody lady you look , if you cud take the time to av a lil look at my profile and please send me a message saying that you really fancy me i wud be over the fookin moon lol, na you really do seem a lovley lass ere is my msn if you fancy a lil chat and a laugh [email protected]. Thank you sweetcheeks lol
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Favorite Things

Food
Italian/Indian/Greek

Music
Indie, Soul, Funk, Disco

TV Show
Frasier, Crossing Over, Question Time

Author
Jane Austen, James Patterson, Jodi Picoult

Movie
Odd Couple/So I Married an Axe MGodfather, Amelie

Night Club / Bar
My local, any club where music is soulful/funky

Animals
Cat, Big Cats,Westies, Shi Tzus

Person
my mum, my sons

Place
Goa, Paris, New York, Glasgow, France

Possession/Thing
My memories

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