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Name: Miss Beatch AKA Laura
Details: 36 years old (Taurus), Female, Single, Bisexual
Location: Viva La Blackpool!!! :( <|3, Lancashire, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/xplayboylaurax
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KISSINKINKY KAYLEY!
 
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SEXPOT SQUADDIE!
 
In my own words

Ello!! My names Laura I live nr Blackpoo(L) dont like it it smells haha! heres me likes Pink*Cuggles*Flirtin*SEX*Me sexual girliez/Boiz ;P*Drinkin*Sparkles*Ann Summers*Ma bed*ARMY BOYS PHWOAR!*Spendin money*Xmas*Silliness*Warmth*Doin daft things*Make up*Straighteners*Lacoste touch ov pink*Meetin new people*) DISLIKES </3*Cold Weather*Moaners n morbidders*Ma temper*Work all the time*Bein skint*Hangovers*MEN!! I DNT GET YA! *Stupid whinin customers*Early Mornins*Bein ill*MUSHY PEAS THTS JUS WRONG :( Haha ciao 4 now ;P xx
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MEN!
I really dont get ya?! Why do men choose Beautiful people with Shit personalitys Then ok Lookin girls with a good personality? Theres been so many lads that are like that and Im a good lass! I And the girls that are gorgeous give us decent girls a bad name so fooook off u bunch of bitches u only love yaself! xxx
My Mum Says...

Laura pay ur bills! Laura are u drunk? Laura find a NICE lad for once! Laura this is NOT a hotel! Laura why r ur jeans on bck 2 front? Laura act ur age ur 20 not 12! Laura stop wastin ur money at weekend! Laura tell ur friends 2 stop ringin the house phone at 2 in the mornin! Laura clean ur mess! I HOPE UR GOIN 2 PAY THIS £70 PHONE BILL!!! Haha Love u mummeh ;P xxx
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mac666 wrote...  
Yeah i am great sweetie,
thanks,
how have you been??
what you been up to?
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sexybodii wrote...  
wow ur fun n sexi bbe xxx
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hamshankxox wrote...  
would love to have a chat xx
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xsuicidestunax wrote...  
mmmwwwahhh x
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kidfos wrote...  
I got pizza.. want some? :D
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jointhefun wrote...  
ahem i think u shud retract that statement missy x
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jointhefun wrote...  
rubbish x
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jointhefun wrote...  
am v.bored. sneak out come here...ahh go on double dare ya xxxx
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jointhefun wrote...  
Muhahaha - im messin with ur sweet self ;-)
So u were busy last night eh? I was there...waitin...and waitin....x
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jointhefun wrote...  
SWIT SWOO - whos this?xxxx
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Favorite Things

Food
Pasta carbonara n chinese hehe! xxx <3

Music
Anythin with a good rhythm BoUnCy! xx <3

TV Show
2 Pints & Fonejacker FAMILY GUY heehee classic ;P

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Movie
Crank deffo! Love me action films ;Pxxx<3

Night Club / Bar
Rumours/DNA/Walkabout /Cahoots x<3

Animals
:o Only If u Want me to be :P xx

Person
Mates nd family ov course love em 2 bits xx

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Place
Work HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Possession/Thing
um Fone Straighteners Make up and FACEPARTY xx

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