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Name: xspacey
Details: 40 years old (Aries), Female, Single, Straight
Location: sunny sunny bournemouth:), Dorset, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/xspacey
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In my own words

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...

'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"
From Now On...

If you wouldn't say it to you Mother,then don't say it to me!!!
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dans_a_legend wrote...  
Wow...simply outstandingly beautiful :) x
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xxjessiexx wrote...  
Wow baby i want you!
Such a hottie sweet xxx
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bri300877 wrote...  
That joke is brilliant
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fletch628 wrote...  
thata a sick back piece u got ther hun ;) x
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gymbratt wrote...  
stunner
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gymbratt wrote...  
SEXY!!!!
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rodge_2003 wrote...  
Yummm x
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shorty6760 wrote...  
hey lovely hows you xx
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roger2k7 wrote...  
your welcome darling :), how are you? good weekend? x
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the_real_real_deal wrote...  
thanx for the comment hun :P luv ur pics ur really sexy,i love ur eyes
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Food
Clean food!

Music
DnB baby,, but have an ear for everything :)

TV Show
eastenders,topgear,fa mily guy

Author
Dan Harris

Movie
The Buisness,shawshank,football factory

Night Club / Bar
The gym!!

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my 4beautiful dogs,Charlie, Marty, Kodi,Ronnie x

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Mumma P

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by the sea

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xspacey

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