In my own words, a relationship is like opening your hand out flat and pouring sand onto it the longer you keep your hand open, the longer the sand will stay. Once you start to tighten your hand, you start to loose the sand and after a while the sand dissapears. So like a relationship it is best to keep it open and as soon as you try and take control and smother it, it slowly but surely starts to disappear.
My Funniest Moment...
was when I was going out with some friends, I put on my clothes without putting on my undies and went out for a meal. After the meal we got a taxi into town and Ias I got out of the taxi (not realising my flies were undone) I poked out only to have a very attractve girl who was with us to notice, very embarrasing I can tell ya.