 | In my own words
2 peadophiles on a beach, one says to the other - "get out of my son!" Im a strange fruit. A bit of a wild card (so im told) Loving, caring, fun, silly, frustrating, Random... Im on faceparty to meet new people. To entertain and be entertained. I dont do c2c or phone sex sorry. And im not looking for sex. And please for gods sake, dont cum in my mouth - It tastes like Pritt stick! WHY ARE SOME OF MY PICTURES ADULT? WHO'S MONITORING THEM? STEVIE WONDER?! Send me a message if you want and i shall tell you un-pc jokes like:...''I came on Eileen'' (for all you dexies midnight runners fans out there) & who did Christopher Reeves want to be when he grew up? Christopher Walkin *Comic drum beat* iiii thaaaayou! one more... 2 condoms walk into a gay bar. One says to the other ''Lets get shit faced'' :D jonny-blue-love@hotmail.com |
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wrote at 21:08 on 24 Apr 2009 | | ATTENTION JIM:
your car will be towed in 5 minutes if you do not remove it from the swimming pool.
that is all |
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This Week's Plan...
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot; who calls you back when you hang up on him; who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead; who wants to show you off to the world even when your in your sweats; who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, ...thats him |
| Comments | 10 of 275 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | sassy86 wrote... | 18:16 - 15 May 2009 | | | ello's :) think im gunna come to london in july if you fancy a meet xx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | hanurghh wrote... | 21:35 - 18 Apr 2009 | | because kids would do anything for the taste of dairylea!
No Hannah! I should be ashamed.
haha | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | hanurghh wrote... | 2:56 - 18 Apr 2009 | | Gooody! I agree, no one wants a crusty cucumber eh!
The weather is dicusting indeed jesus needs to make his mind up ffs!
Why does Gary Glitter keep cheese in his bed? | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | hanurghh wrote... | 20:46 - 17 Apr 2009 | | Im as good as a nun squating on a cucumber field taa ;D
How about you me old bean??x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | x_l0rn4 wrote... | 16:08 - 16 Apr 2009 | | | Hahaha it got rain on it and i didnt realise till like 20 pics later. pffft x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | x_l0rn4 wrote... | 16:02 - 16 Apr 2009 | | http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/h photos-ak-snc1/hs018.snc1/3018 _94328380350_530905350_2840847 _2695701_n.jpg
i cant tinyurl it ffs :/ but yeah, pic of u guys.x | | | | | send message |
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boxing donkeys for money Makes me happy
Larmas in pyjamas, Pigs in wigs, cats in hats Makes me sad
hmm....errr....umm... .running out of space to wr Perfect Partner
sooper dooper wooper pooper man Bad habits
gambling hundreds and thousands, & exaggerating Cigarettes
I don't like people smoking Alcohol
I drink occasionally Drugs
I am a recreational drug user Race
White / Caucasian Hair
mousey Eyes
Blue Body Type
Slim, Toned Smooth |
| Favourite Things Food
Dust. Anybody? No? Music
anything i can dance or smootch to CHOOOONS TV Show
whos line, Alan Partridge, Family guy, kath & kim Author
Im blind **feels for keyboard** Movie
Lion King (blatantly) :D or death becomes her Night Club / Bar
G-A-Y, THE HOPE, INIGO, BENT, HEAVEN Animals
Whats black & White & Eats like a horse? A zebra Person
Alan Carr, he has crackin tits ;) Website
Click here to view Place
Earth - probably my most favourite planet Possession/Thing
Dee's Lovely Lady Lumps & her not so lady trumps |
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