Let’s get one thing straight ...u can't buy yer way in ‘ere; this gaff’s free to use. The moment you expect special treatment ‘cos you made a donation, ur deleted ...end of. You ‘aint paying to use this site ...ur paying to find the password. We don’t care what u do with it ...tattoo it on yer butt, if ya like.
We owe u nuffink. If yer a nob, u'll get deleted ...just like anyone else. Ur password don’t guarantee never-ending memberness. If u don’t wanna risk it ...don’t fukkin’ risk it. No refunds. It’s really, fukkin’ simple.
Type that supa-secret password in the box below, to go to the new member application form. You’ll need a photo of yerself in order to join.
This Week's Password : Please note: this password was given for your personal use only, please don't give it to any nobs. Keep this site special, eh?
| I hereby do declare, and solemnly swear, that I won't act like a prick, I'm not a judgemental fool, I believe in racial and sexual equality, I'm not a pedo, I've not lied about my age, I'm not a spammer, I won't nick anyone's pics, I will never refer to faceparty as a "social network", I will never call Faceparty "Facebook" by mistake, I will try my hardest not to moan all the time, I'm not a cam whore (nor a faker), I will perform at least one practical joke every 38 days... and most importantly, I will always wear odd socks. Amen. |
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