In my own words
I've always felt that I am a baby trapped in the body of a man. And, er, about six months ago I had a transplant operation to give me the penis and testicles of a baby. Um... I can probably show you, there... that's just the very tiny little white penis, and underneath, see there, the small pink sac with the as yet undescended testes. I'm very happy with it. |
My Best Day...
Kids' parties are always a bit of a nightmare. I just thought I'd hire a girl to fire ping-pong balls out of her fanny. For the dads, really. The kids didn't seem to mind. |
| Comments | 10 of 45 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | crazy-tomboy wrote... | 21:13 - 3 Jul 2008 | | | I just looked at your profile and rubbed myself against the keyboard. It was the best sex of my life. How was it for you? | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | finnleh wrote... | 20:56 - 2 Jul 2008 | | rob my love
i never realised how much power u had on fp
it makes u even more bummable (y) | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | allaboutme-xx wrote... | 18:25 - 1 Jul 2008 | | | i got over myself years ago to be honest....i can live with a 7...thank you kindly =D | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | allaboutme-xx wrote... | 18:16 - 1 Jul 2008 | | | well...i chuckled at that....and was going to post a witty answer but then seen your like 2 years younger....i could wear an apron and put a blue rinse on my hair though if you like ? | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | _samy_baby wrote... | 0:27 - 29 Jun 2008 | | I take it back then.
I want to be in the minority not majority. | | | | | send message |
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