 | In my own words
I will become the first man to go round Everest. |
My Dream Date...
...I would start by strolling along St Gilbert's Way in St Ives, before boarding a large bacon powered helicopter to Mars. My date would talk of interesting things such as mouse lungs, sea Crunchies and Ray Davies' collection of European threshing machines.
After a meal of pie, we would retire to the billiard room and sing around the theremin. |
| Comments | 10 of 150 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | hornyglasgowmale wrote... | 14:06 - 16 Oct 2009 | | Oh dear, you really are a narrow minded prick.
Its not a case of winning or losing, this is an internet site.
I have a very good, healthy sex life. I also wank. Most men wank. Its nothing to be ashamed of, neither is enjoying wanking in front of consenting adults. Far from begging, I have over 100 female contacts on MSN who watch me on different occasions.
I really do not know why I am bothering to explain myself to an immature, small minded little prick like you anyhow, as I really do | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | abz272 wrote... | 2:21 - 27 Aug 2009 | | Boobs, chebs, knockers, tits, norks, puppies, jugs, lady lumps, nunga nungas, bangers, breasts, air-bags, melons, bazoomas, rack, mammaries,
Blouse Bunnies, Gazongas, hooters, bosoms.
BREASTICLES! | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | salient_vassal wrote... | 22:32 - 18 Aug 2009 | | | You'll never pass your GSCE like that. I'm going to have to get out mr. wanky this time. | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | salient_vassal wrote... | 22:23 - 18 Aug 2009 | | | You did that on purpose. So now i'm going to smack your bottom repeatedly. I don't care if pranging-out IS watching. | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | salient_vassal wrote... | 22:13 - 18 Aug 2009 | | | I have to hit you, but I do it because I love you. But yeah, i'll show you a fucking Jaseparty. | | | | | send message |
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