Our members need stupidity to feed their hungry brains – a happy head is way more important than a happy stomach. We'll send you loads of pot noodles or summink ...the second u realise our charity's exactly the same as urs – just cravin' a different kinda food. We don't always have enuff cash to make ze brain-cakes our hungry members are begging for ...so we need ur help to sort that oot!

The "berks" are right! Ooh ...the cost of it all: No shit, u can't even jet a rubber chicken into space for under £100,000 ...believe it, we've begged and tried! Even though so many of y'all have put yer heart + soul into this ...and for nout other than fits n giggles, shizzle still costs bazookas ...and it doesn't all go on our heron addictions (although herons really are quite pricey). There's kazoodles of thingz we have to fork out for: parking tickets, microphones, double-decker buses, moustaches, laser beams, explosives, llamas, squid ink, monster munch, squid ink remover, more monster munch ...the list is endless....

The "donate-a-saurus" is our favourite kinda dinosaur ...we always need their help!

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Unlike corporations, we have no backers, no shareholders and no investors. That means we're always short on cash ...but it does mean everything we do benefits the community in some way or other – nothing ever gets siphoned to the pocket of some fat suitlington ...'cos there are no fat suitlingtons. We're a non-profit making organisation: every penny is kerpinged right back at ya ...and that can take many forms. Yeah, there's loads of boring shizzle we gotta fork out for (like hosting and lightbulbs) ...but after that's all sorted, we promise everything else is spent irresponsibly :)

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