I will not play BOGEY at work when th bingos on... I will not whip the staff with tea towels, thats not the way a boss shud behave... I will not ring my customers durin the bingo so they get wrong off Colin... I will not write notes to the singers on a saturday night from Emma.... I will not wanna fcuk my customers... (( I will )).... I will not lean over the bar, making it so obvious that im lookin at bums... I will not erm.... Ive run out... 2 be continued... Cilla friggin black x
In A Perfect World...
.... Everyone would wear odd socks, and everyone would be so random that the worlds crack wud be the shit lol.. And Soulja boy would be the national anthem.. And i wud have the answer to any question any1 ever wanted answering, being past/present/or in the future... That wud be rathergood.com lol! Also i would have a bernards watch cos i cud do lotsa crazy crazy crazy shitttt lol... Ciao for now campers !!!!