I was in the jacks of O'Donoghues on Saturday night. There was a poor auld fella and another guy at the urinal, so I went into a cubicle, where I could hear the poor auld fella generally wearing the ear of the other guy, telling him what he should do with his life, etc. After a while the other guy started laughing at the auld fella, who naturally got a bit offended: "Ah yeah, you young fellas, no respect." "Do you know you're pissing on your leg?" "Yeah. You think you know it all don't you?"