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Remember to Feed da Kat! txt "FEED KAT" to 88500
Sometimes when we're busy masturbating, or hard at work on our paper rounds, we forget to feed the little kittlespoon!
Thankfully Ronnie Lickamoo (Anarchy Tower's resident Einstein) invented ze "Electronic Kat Feeding Device"...which is badly wired to our telephone (with bits of tin foil).
We have revoked ourseves of all responsibility, so this kitty's stomach belongs only to ur conscience. If it's feeding time, txt "FEED KAT" to 88500 and watch the machine kick into action: the butler bell will ring and the disco lights will dance, to grab Bovril's attention. You may even witness his violent feeding frenzy - as he ruthlessly tears each nugget of Go-Kat to it's peril. | |
Have you drawn Bovril a Picture?
Post it in, and we'll pop it on his pin-board:
Bovril, Anarchy Towers, 89 ½ Worship Street, London EC2A 2BF
When Bovril's bowl is full, you can still txt in ...the bell will ring, the lights will sparkle :) After paying for Bovril's superstar lifestyle (manicures, mouse porn, monacles) the rest gets pumped into an even bigger kitty ...to fund stupidity for ze community!
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| | SKAT CAM! txt "SKAT MEMBERNAME" to 88500
Nothing could give you a warmer feeling than watching Bovril soil his litter. Trust us, it's funny ...he has this strange little ceremony he performs (he is training to be a witch doctor).
Obviously we don't expect you to sit here all day ...waiting ...and waiting, so sign up for Skat Alerts: get notified when Bovril enters his litter tray, and if ur not around at the time? We'll send secret videos to your in-box, so you can watch them again and again – perhaps with a glass of sherry and a lovely box of chocolates.
txt "SKAT MEMBERNAME" to 88500 for 3 days of filthy pleasures! | |
Txt msgs to 88500 can only be sent from within the UK using Vodafone, O2, Virgin, T-Mobile, Orange or Three networks. Ur phone will be charged a flat fee of £1.50 each time u txt in + the cost of the txt msg from ur network, at basic rates.
