 |  | Name: | Paul | |  | | Job: | Game testing |  | | Details: | 20 years old (Virgo) , Male , Single , Straight |  | | Location: | wanting to be in Jades bed, United Kingdom |  | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/pauldasxcbeast |
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  In my own words
 WASSSSUP gangbangers me name is paul im rather cool abit of a fool but always playing pool.
Theres this girl i really like her name is Jade and she makes my tummy explode with excitment tbh so im sorry all you ladies but this stud muffins door is closed as its only open for Jade, Who is pretty fucking gorgeous and special and has the greatest sense of humour anyone could ever ask for. |
 Looking for
 tbh im just looking for male mates to chat about random shit not fussed about attention etc or comments or messages and i dont care if u slag me off because it just sends me one day closer 2 suicide hip hip hooray
And why fp Decided thatnmy bloddy snow angel was adult verification :S just because im in shorts doing it ffs tbh ive seen women with there tits out in pics which havent been Adult Verification so fp must have some pervy men in charge
Joke of the day = A man walks into a sex shop and tells the woman behind the counter he's looking for a blow up doll.
The woman asks "Would you like a christian or muslim doll?"
Confused the man says "What's the difference?"
"Well," replies the woman, "the muslim one blows herself up!" |
 If I was a Millionaire...
 id invest and be a billionaire duhhhh and then spend it all on jade =D |
  | Comments | 10 of 54 | post a comment | view all |  |  |  | |  | smurfette_jade wrote... | 19:42 - 17 May 2008 |  | | Stop wanking over Disney porn! Tbh you are abit of a star! So tyty and fuckoff <3 xxxx <3 |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | bowchicawowow wrote... | 10:23 - 12 May 2008 |  | | WE FOUGHT THEM IN THE THREADS WE FOUGHT THEM IN THE MESSAGES WE WENT STRONG FIGHTING FOR WHAT WE WANTED FOR HOURS AND WE DID IT WE CRUSHED THE ACHIEVEMENTS OF OTHERS AND WON THROUGH WITH OUR OWN VICTORY WE LAUGHED WE LIVED WE LOVE shame your ginger really isnt it |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | bowchicawowow wrote... | 08:01 - 12 May 2008 |  | | wtfs a manotarion isnt that a lizzard? im not joking either i think it is :/ i guess i should send a nice comment back and i swear im really trying.... but i just cant im sorry hmmmm il try again later when ive eaten my bagel |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | smurfette_jade wrote... | 16:22 - 11 May 2008 |  | | Lets make babies...they better take after my hair colour :P and tbh...get ya cock out on cam :D :D :D |  |  |  | | send message |
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|  |   | Personal Stats Interests Football getting pissed ROADTRIPS speaking 2 jade Makes me happy Jade of course Makes me sad Jade being sad tbh or when i aint chatting 2 her Perfect Partner Jade of course Bad habits Talking dirty to Jade its nawty im sorry Alcohol I drink occasionally Drugs I despise drugs Race White / Caucasian Hair i am ginger yes Eyes Blue Body Type Slim, Toned, Slightly Hairy |
 | Favourite Things Food Jelly ice cream angel delight mmmm :P Music Ive decided i listen 2 anything good TV Show Family guy, Red Dwarf, Skins, Shameless Author erm Movie Big, Rush Hour Trilogy, Night of the living dead Night Club / Bar Any really Animals Hopefully Jade in bed Person Jade :D <3 Place anywhere you can ski Possession/Thing my ps3 |
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