 | In my own words
wots 3ft long and keeps a cunt warm?? a manchester united scarf. blonde in a car crash says 'i think i have concussion' paramedic says 'how many fingers have i got up?' she replies "oh fuck my fanny's paralysed too!" |
| Blog | | | | | learn chinese in 5 minutes!!!!
wrote at 18:00 on 31 Mar 2008 | | learn chinese in 5 minutes:
1) thats not right
(sum ting wong)
2) see me ASAP
(kum hia nao)
3) small horse
(tai ni po ni)
4) u need a face lift
(chin tu fat)
5) i thought u were on a diet
(wai yu mun ching)
6) he's cleaning car
(wa shing ka)
7) your body odour is offensive
(yu stin ki pu)
8) this is a tow away zone
(no pah king)
9) stupid man
(dum fuk)
10) great!
(fa king su pah) |
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If I was a Millionaire...
i wouldnt be here |
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
music, football, partying Makes me happy
my daughters, weekends, the toon winning Makes me sad
work, no coin, the toon loosing Perfect Partner
funny & good looking. not funny looking Bad habits
wont go to bed while theres still lager in fridge Cigarettes
I don't smoke Alcohol
I like to get drunk Race
White / Caucasian Eyes
Blue Body Type
Slim, Toned |
| Favourite Things Food
cant live with out it TV Show
shameless, top gear, soccer am Author
wash your mouth out Movie
scarface, football factory Night Club / Bar
any that has lager Animals
i can be if ya ask nicely ;) Person
my daughters Website
Click here to view Place
anywhere but here Possession/Thing
a good piss up with the lads |
| Details Last logged on 6 october 2008 at 1:07pm Last modified 25 September 2008 Created on 23 October 2007 Visitors 3,600 visitors |
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